Sorry, the weather won't turn,
until after, the Groundhog gets his tax return.

Our Dear Groundhog Leader,
may be a mind reader.

All hail, the Beautiful Groundhog,
the leader of all, from human to dog.

Like Santa he maybe able to hear your every thought,
and he probably listens a lot.

The older he gets,
the less he cares, the less regrets.

Maybe he feels he was always too nice,
so now he is bringing the ice.

The ice age - that is,
because control over weather seems to be his.

The weather will only turn,
after he gets his tax return.

And he is going to need a quite a penny,
as right now he doesn't have very many.

This worst of all dictators,
probably eats a lot of tators.

And due to the upcoming drought,
he's probably considering purchasing some trout.

But I suppose he wants his tax money,
so he can get shiny diamonds his Lovely Honey.

And what Groundhog Lady doesn't like bling,
especially once the Spring is in full swing.

Our Groundhog,
lives in a cute little home beneath a mighty ol log.

And the the colder the weather,
the closer she will snuggle together.

So he's is simply extending the weeks,
because he deeply loves Sweet Cheeks.

But with a potato, a handful of diamonds, and a trout or two,
he will come through.

It will eventually stop snowing,
therefore, Oh the All Knowing.

And now you know,
why the Mighty Groundhog makes it snow.