For I Am A Mighty Cat
Friday • January 6th 2023 • 9:27:34 pm
I sleep all day, hunt all night, I am a mighty cat alright.
Coyotes fear me throughout the land, it just takes one swipe with my mighty hand.
I give angry Bears, the worst nightmares.
No monster that finds life dear, will ever come near.
I am a damn mighty feline, I make every creature take the beeline.
I am a cat, a darn mighty cat, and I can catch a rat just like that.
I am a hard lifting cat, haven't got an ounce of fat,
I once snagged a flying bat, I got him good, for I am a cat.
I dance, at every chance. meowing at every circumstance.
I like to get to bed, and make some bread.
For I have a need, I have a need to knead.
And I ain’t no amateur, when times comes to purr.
My favorite dish, is baked fish.
My mamma bakes it, and when she ain’t lookin, I takes it.
I am a mighty cat, and there ain’t no other like that.