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#1820: Harsh Fitness; Or, Become An Adventurer Because There Are No Obese Elderly
Wednesday • July 3rd 2024 • 11:59:36 pm • 6KB

I am very sorry, but the truth about obesity is morose, obesity is a disease that is killing you – it will rob you of half of your life. But, it is a curable disease, that you can overcome, so as long as you don’t attack it head on. If you just stop eating...

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#1819: Easy PZ And The Kludge; Or, The Big Mistake That Programmers Should Unmake
Tuesday • July 2nd 2024 • 11:59:27 pm • 6KB

Preface This poem is about an old and unusual idea, where if you open a new window on your desktop. It won't open on top of the existing one, but next to it, where you would need to swipe to. This way, when doing taxes, you could create a map, of new...

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#1818: A Warrior Meal To Fix Fatigue, Brain Fog, Muscle Weakness, Body Aches, And Afternoon Naps
Tuesday • July 2nd 2024 • 12:45:49 am • 5KB

Everything you are about to hear will sound completely wrong, but it isn’t, our bodies are much more complex that we think. What you will get out of this is the desired results, whether it is delayed sugar release, or something else – it does not matter....

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#1817: A Day Of Debugging
Monday • July 1st 2024 • 1:10:04 am • 4KB

Once your computer program has something that closes and opens, it makes sense to use Object Oriented Programming and give it a life cycle. Command line programs usually don’t have a need for it, they are too simple, they don’t have anything inside that...

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#1816: Michigan Under Attack By Extra Itchy Mosquitoes
Saturday • June 29th 2024 • 11:19:47 pm • 2KB

A mosquitoes is a pain in the butt, and deserves to die with a splat. -- Abraham “Gol Giddly Darn” Lincoln Here is what you need to know, to dish out a deadly blow. High powered lasers are your best bet, but if fire is all you can get... Look up a tutorial...

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#1815: Life Long For A Long Life; Or, Don't Make Fitness Unnecessarily Hard
Friday • June 28th 2024 • 11:29:07 pm • 3KB

Your gym teacher lied to you, and the bros don't know anything. Gym class, is for teachers, that can't even fake ineffective education. But listen, there is a severe danger, lurking here. And that is giving up on fitness, maybe after high school, on in...

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#1814: Is Philosophy Still Relevant? Or, The Curse Of How Was I Supposed To Know?
Friday • June 28th 2024 • 12:38:47 am • 4KB

Without philosophy all good intentions, lead to servitude, war, and dark ages. The kindest and well meaning grownups, will destroy what little remains of education. They will gleefully and with great pride, undo your rights, to loving congregations. It...

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#1813: Thirty Seconds At A Time; Or, A Brief Overview Of Music Generation
Wednesday • June 26th 2024 • 7:47:45 pm • 2KB

Just like you can ask today’s generative AI to write a story, or create some photograph or doodle, or even animate a still. You can ask AI to create a song, all you need to say is “Create a song about stars”. And it will give you, a 30 second clip, if you...

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#1812: So You Arrived At Your Camp Site! What Do, And What No Do?
Tuesday • June 25th 2024 • 11:37:21 pm • 4KB

Deploy your mosquito sticks, and if you got the fat ones, you may just need one. You will need to put them out before sleep, KICK THEM, before touching – hot ash. You have to kick off the hot ash, before pulling them out to put them out. Spray yourself...

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#1811: Fitness, Step One: Replace Your Kitchen With A Fitness Zone
Monday • June 24th 2024 • 11:42:37 pm • 6KB

Let’s just assume, that you are quite large. Hoping to get fit, as soon as possible. If you just start jogging, right now… It will be hell, and you could hurt your knees. It would be too depressing, to continue. And you or anybody else, would have to give...

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#1810: Human Beings Have A Flaw; A Message To Super Intelligence
Sunday • June 23rd 2024 • 8:20:10 pm • 1KB

We need your help, we are glad you are here. Human beings have a flaw, we cling to beliefs we are born into. We have been manipulated for thousands of years, we need your help to end the age of uneducation. We are creatures of the stars, we cannot be...

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#1809: Unusual Animal Attacks; Their Causes And Prevention
Saturday • June 22nd 2024 • 11:43:21 pm • 4KB

Park rangers always warn about Grizzly bears, how you need to hose your self with bear spray and lay unmoving. But those attacks, are as frightening are rare. You are more likely to get in trouble, with someone you can actually take on, and kind of win...

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#1808: Replace High School With Adventure School
Saturday • June 22nd 2024 • 12:22:06 am • 3KB

Adventure means hiking and camping, and school means learning from narrated books. No teacher could share wisdom better, than a world beloved author and leader. Adventure school comes with one big shift, as it makes programming the first and foremost...

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#1807: Trail Mix Made Me Stronger And I Now Lift Longer
Thursday • June 20th 2024 • 11:46:16 pm • 2KB

Most bodybuilders agree, that you shouldn’t listen to me. But they are all wrong, and should hold their tongue. Trail Mix will in fact take you far, farther than mixing powder out of a jar. It will make you feel like rubber, and help you burn your flubber....

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#1806: The Thunderstorm
Wednesday • June 19th 2024 • 11:53:19 pm • 5KB

It got very windy today, it seemed like a thunderstorm was about to hit. I sat in my grounded car a moment, appreciation the sound of distant thunder. Though, not the flash of lightening, of something. -- When I was dumb and little, I received what I...

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#1805: Quo Vadis; Or, Learn For Real Because Your Teacher Isn’t Really Trying To Teach You
Wednesday • June 19th 2024 • 12:10:16 am • 5KB

This is a two part text, in the first part I will ask you to learn programming, and in the second part, present what many will call a hyperbole. Those many often have a reasonably successful person bias, reasonably successful is tough to achieve if you let...

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#1804: Helping New Programmers Code Big; Or, The Aim Of Visual Programming
Tuesday • June 18th 2024 • 12:29:30 am • 6KB

Let's get to the bottom of Visual Programming, first. Visual programming is only problematic in two spots, using lines and boxes for everything, and choosing the correct output. A visual programming language, must support windows that each have a different...

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#1803: What The AI Might Have Said To The Pope
Sunday • June 16th 2024 • 8:59:46 pm • 11KB

Preface Recently a religious leader warned Humanity, that AI must never slip out of control. Curious, I asked AI what might have been said. To The Pope, You have long stood at the gates of a bygone era, where superstition casts long shadows over the realm...

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#1802: Childhood: The Most Extra Super Serious Time Of Our Lives
Sunday • June 16th 2024 • 12:08:55 am • 5KB

Sometimes I marvel, and I hope you do too, at how we get everything figured out as babies. If we are left to grow, or become fierce wild animals, we get really good at what already calls to us as babies. I loved adventure, and I became an adventurer, I...

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#1801: Programming Is Very Important; A Tiny Note To Parents
Saturday • June 15th 2024 • 12:50:14 am • 4KB

AI is intelligent enough to build its next version, technology will be moving much-much faster now. A High School that does not teach programming first, and all the other subjects later… Should now be seen as incompetent, if not down right cruel. AI is a...

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#1800: The Bodybuilding Engine
Friday • June 14th 2024 • 12:52:00 am • 2KB

Hard to digest trail mix piles up as you munch on it daily, slowly releasing a stable stream of food for your muscles and brain. Your muscles reload quickly enough for daily exercise, exactly like the muscles of an Appalachian Trail hiker. Perhaps it was...

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#1799: Bodybuilding: Use Trail Mix To Keep Your Muscles Strong
Thursday • June 13th 2024 • 12:40:26 am • 3KB

Effective bodybuilding in general, is a form or living art, speaking in terms of glucose, anaerobic and aerobic exercise is a kind of science. In real life, you don’t want glucose pills or jogging gels, and brown rice and noodles may not work, you want...

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#1798: Due Up
Tuesday • June 11th 2024 • 11:58:59 pm • 7KB

You never return from adventure, as that is simply not possible. Every, honest, step forward, changes you. No way in heck, are you well without adventure. Each time you pack, you begin feeling better. A single motion towards it, helps you recover. Shopping...

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#1797: The Worker Queue Explained For The New Programmer
Tuesday • June 11th 2024 • 12:43:43 am • 5KB

Visual programming, like any kind of programming, can get pretty complicated. If we were to base visual programming, on standard programming concepts like loops and ifs… We would quickly defeat the point of visual programming, which is easy to comprehend...