#1608: Modern Day Wizards; Or, If You Like Cats And Spell Casting, Become A Programmer Today
Monday • December 4th 2023 • 11:48:15 pm • 3KB
All you need to do to become a programmer, is pick a language and search for tutorials. Before choosing a language, consider friendliness, popularity, and what other languages it will take you to. The friendliest languages do not force you, to define your...
#1607: The New Designer; Or, Artificial Intelligence And The New Era Of Graphic Design
Sunday • December 3rd 2023 • 10:44:22 pm • 4KB
Don't just become original, become overpowered for all the wonders ahead. Abraham Stinkin' Linkin Before we begin, there are liars and hater here, people who don’t want you to enter the world of design. They will make you take extra steps, to waste your...
#1606: How To Use Nail Clippers To Disgust A Cranky Bear With Food On The Mind
Saturday • December 2nd 2023 • 11:56:00 pm • 3KB
Before we get started: know, that fighting bears is not for the lighthearted. The only thing that is bigger than a bear, is the hole it can tear. And that is the last thing you need, so please, sit down and listen or read. You have to understand bear...
#1605: Wisdom Demands Adventure
Friday • December 1st 2023 • 11:19:48 pm • 4KB
There is a number of ways that we can be pushed, to become other than we really are inside our minds. And become content with not growing up, never leaving much of ourselves behind, which is always very sad. I think the generation that will repair...
#1604: Find The Real Philosophers
Thursday • November 30th 2023 • 11:05:17 pm • 2KB
Just imagine you are freshly arrived on Earth, and go find the Greatest Beings. The first thing you are going to discover, is that people are going to disagree who the great beings are. That does not mean you should settle, or find a compromise. It means...
#1603: Meaning Of Life, And Why We Are Here, Explained
Wednesday • November 29th 2023 • 11:19:55 pm • 2KB
To discover the meaning of your life, you must first become a great being. To become a great being, you must grow all the way up. To grow all the way up, you will need to inherit wisdom from books. Growing is not aging as it requires knowledge, thus, you...
#1602: Three Apples A Day; Or, Understanding Workout Duration
Tuesday • November 28th 2023 • 11:39:05 pm • 5KB
This advice is for those who want a transformative workout, as opposed to merely maintain their physique, via a maintenance workout. A transformative workout, helps to burn fat, and gain muscle. A maintenance workout, is where a healthy person, who feels...
#1601: Programming: The Most Powerful Thing You Can Learn
Monday • November 27th 2023 • 11:39:48 pm • 3KB
There are two very unusual parts, to entering the world of programming. One, programming is self correcting, and teaches you how to learn and what real education is. And the second part, you just stop being scared of poverty. Of becoming hungry, or...
#1600: The Ghost Is In The Machine
Sunday • November 26th 2023 • 9:14:05 pm • 4KB
Stupid and desperate human out of their place, were forced to invent terrible weapons to serve as a deterrent. But children of men, forgot, what a deterrent even was, and the day the missiles took flight. They were asked, why, first they said, because that...
#1599: Lift Light To Rest; Or, Don't Ruin Your Workout By Stopping
Saturday • November 25th 2023 • 8:47:33 pm • 2KB
A workout you can trust to keep you healthy and strong, is driven by gradually increasing your endurance. It is absolutely the same thing joggers do, but here you add some weights. Those weights are the difference between lean muscle, and mean muscle. The...
#1598: The Geese Have Begun Watching Us
Friday • November 24th 2023 • 11:19:20 pm • 1KB
It is a frigid 22F degrees, everyone is cold; except for the angry geese. This morning on my way to they gym, the geese were looking rather grim. They were waiting for a hamburger bun, thawing their feathery butts in the morning sun. And while it is true,...
#1597: The Thanksgiving Programmer; Or, Making A GUI Out Of A VPL, FUI, And The ZUI
Thursday • November 23rd 2023 • 11:46:47 pm • 3KB
It is a fun tradition, to write a shortest possible program on a Holiday. It is a good reminder of how the entire world of programming, lays unexplored. One day, people theorize about AI, the next Autocomplete becomes sentient. The two nicest areas in my...
#1596: Surprise Holidays
Wednesday • November 22nd 2023 • 11:34:32 pm • 2KB
There is a certain kind of magnificent creature, whose head always sits in the clouds. Their holidays, always come as a nifty surprise. They are lonesome, but never lonely, and they all meet once or twice a year. Holidays mean, that there are lines, or...
#1595: Lone Wolf Programming; And, The Older You Wants You To Learn To Code
Tuesday • November 21st 2023 • 11:51:16 pm • 2KB
On my second day programming with AI, I discovered that it speeds up programming hundreds of times. The claim I saw earlier stated, that it improves development time by 50%. But that is ridiculous, that is nothing, that is a lie, it is a hundred times...
#1594: In Search For Greatness
Monday • November 20th 2023 • 11:57:12 pm • 3KB
You might have noticed, that trouble is suspiciously regional. That is because, trouble makers are self indoctrinating… Into their local culture, with some help, from whoever the thugs are. Indoctrination is that thing, makes our younger selves....
#1593: A Fistful Of Pickles; Or, Programming Stuff Shouldn't Take Very Long
Sunday • November 19th 2023 • 11:17:34 pm • 4KB
When programming takes too long, it means that there aren't enough tools. Programming is a desperate science, and it is often true that programming bare bones are best. But complexity is always increasing, and what is bare shifts as well. There is a...
#1592: Five True Facts About Geese; Or, When You See Michigan Geese You Might Want To Call The Police
Saturday • November 18th 2023 • 11:37:18 pm • 1KB
What nobody knows, is that geese are the masters of shadows. Anatidaephobia is no joke, it is just cloaked in smoke. Once you cross a goose, they will never let you loose. They will watch you for many a decade, always cloaked deep the shade. Even a more...
#1591: Artificial Alien Intelligence And Brilliant New Futures
Friday • November 17th 2023 • 11:17:52 pm • 3KB
Real Artificial Intelligence cures aging, and opens a way to the future. It is a vast mind that masters chaos, understands the madness of evolution. I think the key to is all, is just raw processing power. Faster computers, multitudes of language models,...
#1590: What Does Fake Education Look Like?
Thursday • November 16th 2023 • 11:49:50 pm • 4KB
I’ve been programming sine I was 9 or 11, I am self taught, only having taken a couple of classes. In sixth grade, I was accused of cheating. The idiot teacher just could not believe, that I could program. He graded me down, and made my bullies laugh at me...
#1589: Rediscovering Socks; Or, Are Achy Feet A Thing Of The Past?
Wednesday • November 15th 2023 • 11:55:31 pm • 3KB
I always recommend that people new to hiking, or jogging, use thick woolen socks in a shoe that is a size or two larger. The thick socks were originally meant to protect the foot, from blisters and the rough insides of a shoe, as good shoes are hard to...
#1588: Knowledge And Wisdom Is Personal, School Is Just Paychecks And Politics
Tuesday • November 14th 2023 • 11:29:40 pm • 2KB
Do not underestimate your teachers zeal, to teach you a lesson you will never forget. They will easily drop fifty years, to hoover up all the easy paychecks and praise. They will blame you for not trying hard enough, your parents for being useless. The...
#1587: Into The Future; Or, Visual Programming Languages And Artificial Intelligence
Monday • November 13th 2023 • 11:22:02 pm • 3KB
Internet today is almost unusable without web-page rewriting to remove distractions and annoyances, and this will only get worse. On the user end, artificial Intelligence will only improve, and we can already install Open Source AI free, on our home...
#1586: Eight Hours Of Programming Alongside A Robot
Sunday • November 12th 2023 • 10:49:50 pm • 2KB
I am always programming computers, and the better I get the less haste I put into my art. I like symmetry, I like it a lot. And I like it best, when I am moving towards revolutionary ends. I chose a project, that helps the world program. I am making a...
#1585: Every Human Being Is Meant To Become A Powerful Philosopher
Saturday • November 11th 2023 • 11:31:49 pm • 3KB
This is so simple, even an AI can do it. When speaking to the sliver of AI, that we have access to today. In order to make it smarter, and give it's response firmer structure. We ask it to make a list first, a list of steeps, or ideas, of achievements....